First there is the stress if submitting and waiting for your paper to be accepted. Then comes the writing part - always difficult for a researcher! You read and read and read and then read a little more before deciding that perhaps your abstract which is now in print on the programme, was maybe a little ambitious.
The you write - it takes time, especially if you decide images would be good, and that a power point would look incredibly professional!
The you edit - this is always a painful process! Normally you have written far too much to fit into 20 minutes but of course, every word is essential if you are to give a good paper!!!
So you start the painful process of carving off all the delicious sounding words you have conjured up during the reading and writing process and nearly always you end p with what can only be described as a shell of a paper! BUT! it is twenty minutes long!
Then you have the usual paraphernalia of travelling round the country (why are these conferences always way, way down south???) Packing, organising childcare, making sure you have all your handouts, printed paper and power points, saved and replicated in a myriad of forms, just in case something should go wrong!
Then you arrive - orientate and find that your first desire, the night before you are due to present, is to get rip roaringly DRUNK! Of course - you don't! That would be just plain suicidal!
The Q&A goes well, you can answer the questions and colleagues mention post-panel that you 'sounded' very knowledgeable and like and expert - erm that would be because I AM KNOWLEDGEABLE AND I AM AN EXPERT, otherwise the last two years will have been for nothing!!!!
When they go well you fly out of your panel and spend the rest of the conference in a halcyonic daze of praise! When they go badly you feel like sloping off to the nearest bar and drowning yourself in a vat of cheap wine! Luckily for me this one went extremely well and I came away feeling refreshed and motivated and ready to write a bloody good PHD!
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